This video is amazing. You have to watch it.

It’s back! My show, “Death Wears Stilettos” is going up for a second time on Thursday, February 9. Did you miss it last time? Now’s your chance to see it! Did you see it last time? Now’s your chance to convince other people to go.

I’m very proud of this show, so come see it/spread the word. Click through for reservations.

Exciting: Monty Python reunited in an upcoming movie.

Exciting: Monty Python reunited in an upcoming movie.

Laura and I got engaged! Here she is showing off the amazing new punching powers her ring gives her.

It’s simple. We kill the Batman.

It’s simple. We kill the Batman.

(Source: unclesass)

(Reblogged from iamachilles)
This pig looks like a piggy bank

This pig looks like a piggy bank

theavc:

Your parents shouldn’t watch from a window as you beat a dwarf with a bat at the age of three. That’s not a funny, charming family story we should be telling at every holiday. That’s weird. There’s like, nine different things about that that are really weird. 

Comedian Chris Gethard is an author, actor, and a TV  personality who hosted Sean “Diddy” Combs’ comedy debut on his show. He also delivered this quote to our interviewer Jesse Thorn, a perfect combination of words that are unlikely ever to come together again.

(Reblogged from theavc)

alexfrench:

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robstern:

Kirk showed me this and I have now watched it 6 times. It’s the inaccurate hall of presidents.  I will watch it more times. Enjoy it.

Buddy Knox!

Geppeto Corrigan!

Jonathan T. President

I laughed out loud at “Unknown.”

Terry Montrose and Sweeney Patch!

Since I shared mispronunciations last week, it seems only appropriate to share incorrect presidents. I’m turning this blog into a font of misinformation.

(Reblogged from alexfrench)

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