Your parents shouldn’t watch from a window as you beat a dwarf with a bat at the age of three. That’s not a funny, charming family story we should be telling at every holiday. That’s weird. There’s like, nine different things about that that are really weird.
Comedian Chris Gethard is an author, actor, and a TV personality who hosted Sean “Diddy” Combs’ comedy debut on his show. He also delivered this quote to our interviewer Jesse Thorn, a perfect combination of words that are unlikely ever to come together again.
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This man…slowly rising up my list of favorite people.
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Chris Gethard, your loser king.
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